Heavy Like Moses

NEW ALBUM FOR SALE.

2008-09-01T11:23:00.003-04:00

Three albums for sale in the Heavy Like Moses nimbit store, and two available on the HLM homepage!

Nimbit Store
HLM Homepage

1st: The Basement Tapes [August 20th, 2008] - $5
NEW**2nd: The Basement Tapes (Special Edition) [August 27th, 2008] - $7
NEW**3rd: Online Exclusives [August 31st, 2008] - $5

Online Exclusives Summary

Online Exclusives is composed of tracks that are UNAVAILABLE and will NEVER be available (again*) other than the on nimbit store**. The only single from this album is 'Max's Song', which is available as a FREE download on our myspace page (don't buy it from nimbit if you plan on just buying a couple tracks, it won't let me offer it as a free track for some reason. Also, it's cheaper to buy all songs together than indiviually, one doller cheaper, to be exact!).

*Some of these tracks were featured on our myspace page for a very very short time, so if you caught them, you might recognise them, if not, here's your chance!
**With one exception, either I send you the mp3s free or you don't have a credit card, in which case, E-MAIL US! ( heavylikemosesmusic@gmail.com )

THE BASEMENT TAPES HAS BEEN RELEASED (Like.. two days ago!)

2008-08-22T14:10:00.002-04:00

Our CD (just *for the most part* instrumental demos, nothing fancy) went on sale on Wednesday (the 20th)!

And I thought I share the awesome with you guys!

It's supposed to be for sale, but i'm not sure if anyone will be interested in buying.

The CD has 16 tracks, and ti's about 70 minutes. The special edition, however, has 18 tracks, is just shy of 78 minutes, new cover art and comes with a poster, dun dun dunnn!

Regular Edition

Special Edition

Included Poster

Prices are $6 for regular and $8 for special. email @ heavylikemosesmusic@gmail.com if you're interested!

NEW SITE.

2008-07-16T16:38:00.001-04:00

Working on a new site. It'll be "ill".

HOMIE, DON'T FRONT
OHHHH, HOMIE DON'T FRONT,
OHHHH, HOMIE DON'T FRONT,
OHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck yeah, GANGSTA RAP BITCH.

MUSIC

2008-07-12T22:36:00.003-04:00

Everything we have put out can be located here:
http://cherryblaster.illemonati.com/songs/hlm/

Easily organized by date!

Here's what is in each folder:

MARCH 4th
01. I'm a Gangsta (Crappy Demo)
02. Welcome to the Party (Crappy Demo)

MARCH 27th
01. The Sound

JULY 3rd
01. Jamming
02. The Sound
03. Insomaniac
04. Heavy Like Moses
05. Feedback

JULY 6th
01. Test
02. Untitled Jam ONE
03. Strawberry Jam
04. Untitled Jam TWO

JULY 9th
01. Ike's Day Present
02. Dramamine Fail 1
03. Dramamine Fail 2
04. Dramamine Fail 3
05. Dramamine Fail 4
06. Dramamine Fail 5
07. Spittin' Venom

JULY 12th
01. Test One
02. Test Two
03. Test Three
04. Jamming
05. I'm a Gangsta

Also, check out our following pages:

http://cherryblaster.illemonati.com/ - Homepage
http://myspace.com/heavylikemosesmusic - Myspace
http://www.soundclick.com/heavylikemoses - Soundclick

SONGS. DEMOS. YES.

2008-07-04T10:18:00.001-04:00

You can download them: http://cherryblaster.illemonati.com/songs/hlm/

Or listen at our myspace, also, FRIEND US!

-taps microphone- Is this thing on?

2008-07-01T17:54:00.002-04:00

Hey............

Sorry 'bout the hiatus, but, things weren't moving.

It's the summer! Jams & Practices will occur LOTS, so, hopefully we can put out an EP (or an LP, if we REALLY try) by the end of the year, or the start of the next.

Anyway, we're still alive!

Edit: Also, new myspace! (But, honestly, who the hell still uses myspace, amirite?

http://myspace.com/heavylikemosesmusic )

NEGLECTED.

2008-04-02T18:59:00.000-04:00

In Soviet Russia, this blog neglects me.

Cheers! -
Matt

POST

2008-03-29T17:40:00.000-04:00

Just for continuity, people!

Cheers! -
Matt

FORUM 'SUP

2008-03-28T15:30:00.001-04:00

The forum is up!
Join
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YVAN EHT NIOJ
Join
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http://heavylikemoses.freeforums.org/

Cheers! -
Matt

Heavy Like Moses YouTube stuff.

2008-03-27T13:51:00.002-04:00

Yar har.

Heavy Like Moses + YouTube = EPIC WIN!

We currently have around 3 videos up there.

Two of which are pretty pointless, and one is pretty much awesome.

Check it out, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it's a NEW SONG.

Umm... ALSO, here's a shameless plug for my very own YouTube page.

http://youtube.com/user/SteamEngeniusx

Word.

Cheers! -
Matt

RAINY DAYS

2008-03-26T20:24:00.002-04:00

Ehhh..!

I was bored, so I was playing around on a computer music creating program, and came out with this little thing.

You can barely hear it, but in the left(?) channel, you can hear a quiet guitar, I did that as a finishing touch.

This song isn't great, or, good, really, it's not bad, but it was made solely out of boredom.

The song link is in the post title.

Cheers! -
Matt

PHOTOBLOG

2008-03-26T17:30:00.005-04:00

Ok, so, here's how it works.
I'm pretty much a camera whore when I'm bored, so, expect 10x more pictures of me than anything.

Hahahhaha, I know, I'm the SEXY one of the band, so no one will mind at all!

So yeah, each picture will be an INDIVIDUAL POST so it can receive it's own INDIVIDUAL COMMENTS.

Each picture will (or, should) be dated, and grouped in the Tags.

So yeah, head o'er there and check 'em out!

(There's like 4 of me, in this batch alone, hahahha!)

Edit: DEAR GOD, HOW COULD I FORGET!?
It's like the FOURTH (fifth?) blog post, and I already forgot to sign it, FOR MOSES SAKE!

Cheers! -
Matt

WEBSITE / NEWS NEWS NEWS!

2008-03-25T19:31:00.006-04:00

The website is finally up and functional!
So please, head on over.

Not all pages are done, due to lack of content (Ie. Videos/Pictures/Store), but the Music section is functional.

And the forum doesn't work yet, but, we should have it up and running by next week.

Please, if there are any problems you find with the site, COMMENT HERE or eMail us, heavylikemoses@gmail.com !!

Also, NEWS.

If you head on over to the Music section of the website, you'll notice that it says the following:

"Too Many Days/Not Enough Nights" [EP]

1) I'm a Gangsta

2) Love the Abuse

3) What the F*CK YOU!

4) Heaven

5) Outerspace

'Tis very true!
We are working on an EP, Titled "Too Many Days/Not Enough Nights".

Nothing is yet set in stone, but we're hoping on having it done by Late April/Early July maybe.

And soon after, we'll get right on working on a follow up CD.

So, yeah! I'll post any updates and whatnot.
What more is there to say?

Cheers! -
Matt

JESUS (WAS A CYBORG)

2008-03-24T12:26:00.001-04:00

Matt here again.

I just wrote the lyrics to a super awesome song called "Jesus (Was a Cyborg)" I'm actually proud of them, hahahaaha. Check 'em out!

Jesus
Was half man and half machine
He had lazer eyes
And he shot lazer beams

Yeah, Jesus
Was a lonely cyborg
He wasn't accepted
By the people of the lord

And anywhere he went
Jesus was shunned
The robots would insult
They'd say:
One zero zero one!

Oh Jesus,
You poor poor half-human!
Oh Jesus,
You poor poor half-human!

Well Jesus was so sad
He tried to format himself
But when he was built
They forgot the power button!

Oh Jesus!
Where will you go?
You lonely
Sad sad sad sad sad sad
Half human!

Cheers! -
Matt

LOVE THE ABUSE

2008-03-24T09:47:00.003-04:00

Hey, Matt here.
This morning I wrote lyrics for a love song..
It's kinda like a love ballad but in the style of "I love you, but I f*cking hate you!".
I just need to put it to some chords, and add a super awesome solo maybe? Haha. We'll/You'll see!

Hopefully we'll practise it soon, and perfect it.

Cheers!-
Matt

2008-03-23T19:33:00.006-04:00

EHHH. How do I delete posts. hahahaha

Cheers! -
Matt

HOLY MOTHER OF MOSES

2008-03-23T10:10:00.003-04:00

I just found a freaking hot bed of AMAZING indie bands!

http://www.plan-it-x.com/

I recommend you order Compacts (CDs) by:
Antsy Pants
Ghost Mice
Paul Baribeau
Andrew Jackson Jihad
ABE FROMAN
Against Me!

(Y)

Also, I believe we're having a practise today/tomorrow, so we'll start writing/perfecting/recording demos, we've got roughly... 14~ songs?

(10 on paper, and 4 in my head)

If anyone EVER finds this or even reads it, whatever, if not (which if more likely) whatever.
But if you did stumble upon this somehow, PLEASE, check out those bands! (And buy their records, don't be an asshole!)

Oh, and Happy Easter? Or something? I dunno, today is some religious holiday or something, so, have a good one, if you're into that sort of thing!

Cheers! -
Matt